Thursday, June 17, 2010

Artistic Advice

Cross Posted, from the blog http://www.joshuacole.com/blog/entry/dear-aspiring-artist


“Dear Aspiring Artist:

Here is my advice. Think of it as a five-year plan:

Take whatever courses you find the most interesting.

Study closely the work of the Old Masters.

Stop making art that originates only from your own imagination.

Stay with one technique until you perfect it.

On any given day, always be in the middle of reading a book. When you finish one, start the next. Fiction, nonfiction, biographies, autobiographies, history, science, psychology, or how to build a kite. Anything but go easy on the comic books.

Buy and read the first 6 pages of newspaper every day and also the editorial commentaries. Skip the entertainment section. Su Doku is fine. Do the crossword puzzle.

Fill up a sketchbook every month with pen or pencil drawings of the world around you, not from your imagination.

Buy a book on figure drawing. It’s the only art book you will ever need.

Until you can draw an accurate portrait of someone, you don’t know how to draw.

Stay away from the airbrush. You’ll never master it, hardly anyone ever has.

Visit every museum in your city. Often, until you have seen everything in it. Every kind of museum. Not only the art museums but, of course, those as well.

Forget about contemporary art by living artists, at least for the next few years.

Stay away from most art galleries. Go to art auctions. That’s where the real action is.

Learn to play chess.

Take a business course.

Talk to you mother or father at least once a week.

Stop going to the movies until you have rented and seen every film on this list. http://www.time.com/time/2005/100movies/the_complete_list.html

Do not watch television unless it’s the news or documentaries.

Do not use an Ipod.

No video games, either.

Learn a foreign language.

Learn to cook.

Spend 8 hours in a hospital emergency room.

Save up money so you can travel to a foreign country within the next five years.

Do not litter.

Avoid politically correct people.

Vote in every election or never dare to utter a political opinion. You are not entitled to one.

Buy a digital camera and take photos every day.

If you see nothing interesting to photograph, you will never be a good artist. Keep only one photo of every ten you take. Delete the rest. It will force you to learn how to edit the garbage from your life, to make choices, to recognize what has real value and what is superficial.

Visit an old age home.

Listen to classical music and jazz. If you are unable to appreciate it at least as much as contemporary music, you lack the sensitivity to develop into an artist of any real depth.

Go to the ballet. Classical or Modern, it doesn’t matter. It will teach you to appreciate physical grace and the relationship between sound and movement.

Wake up every morning no later than 8 AM, regardless of what time you went to sleep.

Learn to play a musical instrument.

Learn to swim.

Keep your word.

Never explain your art. People who ask you to do so are idiots.

Never explain yourself. Better yet, never do anything that will, later, require you to explain yourself or to say you’re sorry.

Always use spell check.

Stop aspiring and start doing.

This will keep you very busy but it can’t be helped.

In my opinion, this is how you might, possibly, have a shot at becoming a good artist.

Hope this helps,
Les Barany”

Monday, January 25, 2010

"I ain't even mad cuz..."

My favorite phrase, currently, at least as phrases from the hip-hop and rap world go.... is the title of this post.

"I ain't even mad."

Let's dissect. First of all, you're not mad. But rather than simply being 'not mad', you're not
even mad. There's a reason why you could be mad, and yet, you are not. Why not? Because something better exists. And as long as this better thing exists, you have no reason in the world to be even slightly upset.

Does this make sense to you? Perhaps some examples will help.

"This girl said she wasn't interested, and she was so harsh. but I ain't even mad cuz she's not as cute as the girl i'm taking out to dinner next week."

See? No worries there. girl A is easily replaced by girl B, who is also much better.
Or even,

"My girl said she doesn't want to stay the night, but I ain't even mad cuz she just treats me so nice, I know it won't be forever."

"I ain't even mad" indicates a person who is wise enough to recognize value and prioritize desires based on that value. And whom is unfazed by minor inconveniences because they realize the quality of their life is really good and untarnished remains that positive belief.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

¡A mi salud!

I'm drinking tea made with Thyme, Parsley, Marjoram, Bay leaf, and little bits of garlic powder and licorice root. And of course, honey. It's not only delicious, but healthy and beneficial.

And, I made it myself.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Oh, um, happy new year!

how I do Christmas

This is Exactly how I do Christmas. With a lovely tree, tasty candycane, and vampire gingerbread man.

gingerbread cookies <3

"i was surprised he was so tasty, and then i realized he wasn't bleeding at all, it was me bleeding!"

Friday, December 25, 2009

Christmas Shopping

I dreamt last night that I went Christmas shopping. wrapping (invisible) presents tonight is the nightmare.

fun christmas eve party tonight. at a house that i consider home in many ways. it houses people i love, people i know visit there, i'm welcome for dinner, i'm welcome to sleep in a particular room, i take care of a kid who lives there, i admire and look up to parents who live there. i fill up the brita after i pour my water. i've showered there. they love me. it was so fun.

i'm tired. i was serious about the christmas shopping. it wasn't the only shopping i did, but i really thought i'd gotten my mom something and my dad something extra and i did not.... i'd like to make them happy. i hope that i figure out how to do this gracefully.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

My integrity's intact, it's just trendier...

I succumbed. I became, in a moment of weakness, part of 'my generation' of twitterers.

I also began watching 'Buffy'. both of these abnormalities were introduced into my sphere by family.

But isn't he cute?





He is. that's all there is to it.